| Saac Semi is cancelled, but I say we still get krunk. Jose rocked my world again last night, lol. But I think i'm getting sick of tequila... Oh, and I suck big fat elephantitis balls at playing poker. When is the last day of exams for Emory? I have no idizzle. Here's another story for those of u that like these life lessons 
If you want to change your life, you must first be ready to see and feel some painful truths... Like.. Shit I've been leading the life on an idiot - that's only a teeny lil' twig. In fact, I put the I into Idiot...
"Which Came First: The Eagle or the Egg?" - A little boy was wandering in da forest and came upon an eagle's nest. He motherplucked an egg, brought it back to his farm, and scandalouzly slid it under a momma-to-be chicken. Soon after, this chicken's eggs hatched and there among the chics was a female eaglette. This baby eagle grew up learning all sorts of chicken habits: how to walk, squawk, and eat like a chicken. However, no matter how passionately she put her all into chicken existence, she always felt something was missing, like some sort of emptiness. Anywayz.. one day she looked up in tha sky and saw a beautiful bird, soaring freely among the clouds. She felt this pang of awe mixed with a weird sense of connection. She longed to be up there flying too. Suddenly she had this flash of insight, flapped her wings and to her surprise, took off. That's when she realized that all along there was more to her than mere chickenhood.... there was chickenhead! no j/p  |
.... made me wanna cryyyyyyyy. and on top of it all, i'm like the only not thats NOT done with finals yet! take me home already!